Nintendo added a bizarre “anti-brother romance failsafe” to NES Remix to stop Mario from getting too close with Luigi on Wii U, expert says

Nintendo apparently obliterated any chance of Mario and Luigi experiencing brotherly affection in Wii U retro challenge game NES Remix, and I can’t help but feel a bit disappointed in the developer’s flagrant bias against toxic yaoi. Come on, Nintendo, don’t you know we’re in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic? Mario blogger and…